February 7, 2018

Strange Soap

So I went online to get some soap for sensitive skin that was all natural. I came across one that had high ratings and the reviews were very positive. I ordered the soap and it arrived two days later. It was FANTASTIC! It lathers up fast, it rinses off easily and it leaves your skin feeling moisturized. It literally makes your skin feel like it’s glowing.

Here’s where it gets very weird.

My wife was looking at the soap one day and asked me, “Did you read the label?”, I looked at her with a bit of puzzlement as she handed over the bottle. What I found was quite strange, it seems to be some kind of religion mixed with encypted messaging. I don’t think I can do it justice with a description so I downloaded the label and converted it over to text so others can see it. Keep in mind I only purchased it for the soap.

What you see below is the actual label and the text is a direct copy from it.

The world is full of strange things and we can see them more clearly if we just take a moment to look.


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Dr. Bronner’s was founded in 1948 by Emanuel Bronner, a third generation German-
Jewish soapmaker. He used the labels on his ecological soaps to spread his message that we must realize our transcendent unity across religious and ethnic divides or perish: “We are All-One or None!” The business continues to be run by his family.

Absolute cleanliness is Godliness! Teach the Moral ABC that unites all mankind free, instantly 6 billion strong & we’re All-One. “Listen Children Eternal Father Eternally One!”

As taught by The Moral ABC, the real Rabbi Hillel taught Jesus to unite all mankind free!!! 1st: If I’m not for me, who am I? Nobody! 2nd: Yet, if I’m only for me, what am I? Nothing! 3rd: If not now, when???!!! Once more, unless constructive-selfish I work hard perfecting first me, absolute nothing can help perfect me! Exceptions none!! 4th: Only hard work – God’s Law can save us, but if we teach only our clan, we’re all hated then! So, Hillel taught Jesus, we must teach friend & enemy, the whole Human race, the full-truth, hard-work, free speech, press-&-profitsharing Moral ABC’s All-One-God-Faith, uniting the whole Human Race! For we’re All-One or None! As teach for 6,000 years the African shepherd-astronomers Abraham & Israel, since the year One: “listen children eternal father eternally one!” Exceptions eternally? Absolute None!

5th: Whatever unites mankind is better than whatever divides us! Yet, if absolute-unselfish I am not for me, I’m not but classless, raceless, starving masses, a slave, never free nor brave! Only if constructive-selfish I work hard perfecting first me, like arctic owls – penguin – pilot – cat – swallow – beaver – bee, can I teach the Moral ABC’s All-One-God-Faith the real Rabbi Hillel taught Jesus to unite all mankind free.

6th: Absolute cleanliness is Godliness! Balanced food for body-mind-soul-spirit is our medicine! Full-truth our God, half-truth our enemy, hard work our salvation, unity our goal, free speech our weapon, All-One our soul, self-discipline the key to freedom, unity, love unites All-One above! For we’re All-One! As teach for 6,000 years astronomers Abraham & Israel: “LISTEN CHILDREN ETERNAL FATHER ETERNALLY ONE !” Exceptions Eternally? Absolute None!!! So, when your fellow man you measure, take him at his best: with that lever, lift him higher, overlook the rest! For we’re All-One or None!

7th: Each swallow works hard to be a perfect pilot – provider – builder – trainer – teacher – Iover – mate, no half-true hate! Have courage & smile, my friend. Think & act 10 years ahead! Find the man without fault? He’s dead! Do one thing at a time, work hard! Get done! Then teach friend & enemy how to work-Iove-unite all mankind free! Uniting One! All-One! Face the world with a smile, life is always worthwhile! To the fearless are given jewels, keep out of the past, disappointments won’t last! Help unite mankind, or we’re wandering fools! Repetition is the key to knowledge! So, help unite All-One!!!

9th: Free Speech is man’s only weapon against half-truth, that denies free speech to smear – slay – slander – tax – enslave. Full-truth, our only God, unites all mankind brave, if 10 men guard free speech, brave! “If ever one religion unites all mankind, it will be by omitting all irrelevancies & redundancies, added unto the Faith in One-Almighty, all-embracing, ever-loving, ever-evolving, ever-recreating Eternal God, and by ABSOLSOLUTE NOTHIN ELSE ” America’s founding father, Thomas Paine, 8 books suppressed since 1799! … 6 million years of kill-or-be-killed half-true hate must be replaced by love & teach love, full-truth, uniting All-One-God-Faith!!!

10th: Thank God we don’t descend down from perfect Adam & Eve to sinful sinner, brother’s keeper, divided slave! Thank God! United armed, loving hard-working trained brave, from dust we ascend up! Thank God for that! Our brother’s teacher of The Moral ABC, mason, tent- & sandalmaker Hillel, taught carpenter Jesus to unite all mankind free! With it, every human being can evolve united, inspired-raised-trained-skilled-disciplined, guided lighting-like by a new birth! Without it, we destroy God’s Spaceship Earth! Aknathan-Bahá’u’lláh-Buddha-Confucius-Moses-Hillel-Jesus-Mohammed, inspired every 76 years by the messenger of God’s law, Halley’s Comet, teach: A fire, a mist, a planet, a crystal, a cell, a jellyfish, a dinosaur, caves where cavemen dwell! Then a sense for work-love-song-art-play-law-beauty, a face turned up from the sod!

12th: A great teacher must first self-supporting be, like Aleson MD, Berlin Rabbi Baeck, Martin Buber, Carnegie, Marva Collins, Cousteau, Edison, Rabbi Liebman, Paine, Pike, Margaret Sanger, Spinoza, Strauss, Dr. Thomas Szasz, Wendell Willkie, Yadin & Zamenhof; or he will turn our greatest teachings into spades with which to bury our people! “All people,” added carpenter Jesus entering manhood! Manhood! But for 2,000 years, we Rabbis never teach the Moral ABC that the real Rabbi Hillel taught Jesus, to unite the human race in astronomy’s eternally tremendous All-One-God-Faith! For we’re All-One or None! All-One! Exceptions eternally? Absolute none!!! “God bless the food & bless the loving hands that prepared it! Bless it to give us strength & bless that strength, so we use it to help unite the whole human race in Thy Kingdom, All-One-God-Faith!”

13th: “Knowing the full truth that unites the human race & not teaching all is deathly guilt!,” learned carpenter Jesus from Mason Rabbi Hillel! … What an apology we Rabbis owe Israel, Marx, Mao, all mankind: for not teaching Astronomy’s great All-One-God-Faith, that with just 6 words eternally unites the human race! As teaches African-shepherd Astronomer Israel for 6,000 years, “LISTEN CHILDREN ETERNAL FATHER ETERNALLY ONE !” For on God’s Spaceship Earth, with Bomb & Gun, we’re All-One or none! All-One! All-One! Exceptions eternally? Absolute none! These are the days, my friend: we know they’ll never end! We’ll work-sing-dance-love, marching on! Marching On! We live God’s law each day, we win free speech OK! With full-truth our only God, we rally-raise-unite-All-One! All-One!! All-One!!! Again & again, we’re All-One or none! Therefore 6 million “Dr. Bronner’s Magic Soaps” teach the Moral ABC that 6-billion-strong unites all mankind free, in Astronomy’s Eternally great AII-One-God-Faith

“The 2nd Coming of God’s Law!” Mohammed’s Arabs, 1948, found Israel Essene Scrolls & Einstein’s “Hillel”
prove that as no 6-year-old can grow up free without the ABC, so certain can no 12-year-old survive free without the Moral ABC that mason, tent & sandalmaker Rabbi Hillel taught carpenter Jesus to unite all mankind free in our Eternal Father’s great All-One-God-Faith! For we’re All-One or None: “Listen Children Eternal Father Eternally One!”

From ’29 to ’44, soapmaker-master-chemist Bronner built 3 American soap plants, trained 9 chemists, licensed 6 of 53 patents for $60,000! But after ’44, after losing father-mother-wife, almost his own life, tortured-blinded, he deeded to African astronomer Israel’s 6,000 year great All-One-God-Faith all of his patents, plants, products, profits, 4 new industries: Planetemples & “Town Without Toothache” potassium-soda industry giving mankind a new Mineral-salt, Calcium-malt, Corn-sesame, Mineral-bouillon, & ‘Dr. Bronner’s Magic Soaps,’ All-One! In ’47, after father-mother-wife murdered, ourself tortured-blinded, we wrote this poem: To keep my health! To do my work! To love, to live! To see to it I gain & grow & give & give! Never to look behind me for an hour! Never to wait in weakness nor to brag in power! Always working, searching for more truth, more light! Always writing, teaching what I found good & right! Robbed-starved-beaten-blinded, wide astray! Back with the full-truth I’ve gained, back to the way: Smile, help teach the whole Human race, the Moral ABC of All-One-God-Faith, Lightning-like strong & we’re All-One! All-One!

FROM THE ARMY OF PRINCIPLES
BY THOMAS PAINE, 1799
76: “Americanism is the knowledge of, the loyalty inspiration or attachment to the ‘Army of Principles of All-One-God-Faith’, that lightning-like unite the Human race! For we’re All-One or None! Exceptions eternally? Absolute None!” – Noah Webster

84: “We can no longer live half-slave, half-free! We unite the Human race in All-One- God-Faith or perish by half-true hate! For we’re All-One or None!” – Abraham Lincoln

93: “Government, like fire, is our most useful servant, if fully controlled by us, its Citizens; and government, exactly like fire, becomes our most destructive master if not fully controlled by the open majority of its productive working Citizens! Only united-armed-vigilant & trained, Swiss 6,000-year Peace & Freedom reigned! Exceptions? None!” – from ‘The Army of Principles’ by George Washington

95: “I’ve never stooped so low as to hate any man! For I’ve learned that in the long run, all mankind needs-wants-loves whatever good work you’ve done! Regardless of your race, color, nationality or religion!” – Booker T. Washington, born a slave!

98: “If ever One Religion reunites God’s legions, it’ll be by omitting all half-truths added onto All-One-God-Faith, that lightning-like unites the Human race for we’re All-One or None! Listen Children Eternal Father Eternally One!” as teach since the Year One astronomers Abraham to Mohammed, inspired by the sign of the Messiah, Halley’s Comet!

99: “An army of principles can penetrate where an army of soldiers cannot! It will succeed where diplomacy may fail! It will always unite the Human race where all else divides All-One-God-Faith!” – from American founding father, the world’s first steel-bridge builder, Thomas Paine’s 8 great books, not taught since 1799!

106: The trouble is that the wrong people are always the most energetic, united & intense; driving the hard-workers to lose in self-defense! That fact alone brings Hitlers & Stalins to power & that will only change when we rally-raise-train-evolve-unite the whole Human race with the Moral ABC in All-One-God-Faith!

107: The intensity of man’s emotions is a greater driving force and more decisive than the sum total of his education, his money, plus the size of his brain! Proof: Einstein!

THE MORAL ABC, INTRODUCED BY KIPLING’S “IF” & SOAPMAKER BRONNER

1st: A human being works hard to love his enemy, to help unite all mankind free, or that being is not yet Human; so, go the second mile, hold the other cheek brave, not meek! For we’re All-One or none! All-One! Exceptions eternally none! absolute none!

22nd: Small minds decay! Average minds delay! Great minds teach All-One today! Win victory and all stand by you; give up? All deny you! Remember, the only difference between the brave and the coward, the Brave has an ideal to fight for, such as teaching the Moral ABC that at once unites the human race in All-One-God-Faith! As teach Abraham & Israel, inspired by the Messenger of God’s Law, the sign of the Messiah, Halley’s Comet, the Blazing Star of Abraham-David-Buddha-Bethlehem & Mohammed! If you can talk to crowds & keep your virtue, or walk with kings & not lose that common touch! If neither loving friend nor enemy can hurt you; if all men count with you, but none too much! If you can work hard to teach each unforgiving minute all-one-god-faith mason Hillel taught carpenter Jesus to unite the Human race, come hell, hate, ban, you’ll enjoy God’s Spaceship Earth & do great work within it; & which is more my son, you’ll be a man! A man! “Sure, East is East and West is West & never the twain shall meet!” But there is neither East nor West, nor border, breed nor birth, once the Moral ABC unites all mankind free on God’s Spaceship Earth! Then & only then, no matter how rough the trip, how charged with punishment the scroll, you are the captain of thy ship, the master of thy soul!

Each day, like a bird, perfect thyself first, to have courage & smile my friend! Think & act 10 years ahead! And the man without fault? He’s dead! Do one thing at a time! Work hard! Get done! Then teach friend & enemy ‘How to Work & How to Love’ for God is Love, uniting All-One above in God’s Eternal All-One-God-Faith!

To dream that impossible dream! To reach that unreachable star! ’Til All-One, All-One we are! To fight that unbeatable foe! To go where the brave dare not go! To right the unrightable wrong! To love pure, chaste, from afar! To try ’til your arms are too weary! To reach that unreachable star! ’Til All-One, All-One we are! For this is my goal! To reach that unreachable star! No matter how hopeless, no matter how far! To fight for the right without question or pause, to be willing to march into hell for a heavenly cause! For I know that if I follow this glorious quest, my heart will lie peaceful & calm when I’m laid to my rest! And I know that the world will be better for this, that one man, tortured, blinded, covered with scars, still strove with his last ounce of courage, to reach that unreachable star ’til united All-One we are! These are the days my friend, we know they’ll never end! We’ll work-sing-dance-love, marching on! We live God’s Law today! We win Free Speech OK! With 10 men & full-truth, our only God, we rally-raise-unite All-One! All-One!

144th: When half-truth is gone & we are dust, the full-truth we print, protect & teach alone lives on! Full-truth is God, it must! Help teach the whole Human race, the Moral ABC of All-One-God-Faith, lightning-like 6 billion strong & in our Eternal Father’s Kingdom, we’re All-One! “Listen Children Eternal Father Eternally One!”

Developed & distributed by Dr. Bronner’s
P.O. Box 1958, Vista, CA 92085 USA
1-844-937-2551 · http://www.drbronner.com
Oregon Tilth Certified Organic
LSPE32US5-02

18-IN-1 HEMP PEPPERMINTPURE-CASTILE SOAP
Certified Fair Trade
Made with organic oils
ingredients: Water, Organic Coconut Oil,* Potassium Hydroxide,† Organic Palm Kernel Oil,* Organic Olive Oil,* Mentha Arvensis, Organic Hemp Oil, Organic Jojoba Oil, Mentha Piperita, Citric Acid, Tocopherol
*Certified Fair Trade ingredients
† None remains after saponifying oils into soap & glycerin.
100% Post-Consumer Recycled Plastic Bottle!
2–3x more concentrated than many leading liquid soaps, cleansers & bodywashes. Dilute with water. Clouds when cold. Put in warm room/water: clears at ~70°F.
WARNING! Don’t drink soap! Keep out of eyes. If cap clogs, poke it clear. Do not squeeze bottle and shoot out soap. Soap can clog and spurt with pump dispensers. Flush eyes well with water for 15 minutes. Consult a physician if irritation persists.

In all we do, let us be generous,
fair & loving to Spaceship Earth and all its inhabitants. For we’re All-One or none! All-One!

CERTIFIED UNDER THE USDA NATIONAL ORGANIC PROGRAM
OVER 150 YEARS & 5 GENERATIONS OF SOAP EXCELLENCE

Enjoy only 2 cosmetics, enough sleep & Dr. Bronner’s ‘Magic Soap’ to clean body-mind-soul-spirit instantly uniting One! Absolute cleanliness is Godliness! For facial packs, scalp & soothing body rub, add dash on bath towel in sink of hot water. Wring out. Lay over face & scalp. Massage with fingertips. Repeat 3 or 4 times ’til arms, legs & all are rubbed, always towards the heart. Rinse towel in plain hot water and massage again. Breathe deeply!

Dilute: Enjoy 1 soap for 18 different uses! Shave-Shampoo-Shower-Bath-Mop-Launder-Degrease! Dr. Bronner’s Pure-Castile is the very best soap for body, home and Spaceship Earth! Synthetic preservatives? Detergents? Foaming agents? NONE! Health is our greatest wealth! Enjoy body rub to stimulate body-mind-soul-spirit and teach the Essene Moral ABC uniting all free in the shepherd-astronomer Israel’s greatest All-One-God-Faith!

32 FL OZ / 946 mL

NO DETERGENTS
NO FOAMING AGENTS
DR. BRONNER’S

DILUTE! DILUTE! OK!
1. One small squirt applied to wet hands or washcloth to wash hands-face-body.
2. Work ½ tbsp. into wet hair, rinse with Dr. Bronner’s Citrus Organic Hair Rinse.
3. Dilute 1:10 with water for hand-washed dishes, best in soft water.
4. For laundry, 1/3 cup soap in large load, add ½ cup vinegar in rinse cycle.
5. Mop floor with ½ cup of soap diluted in 3 gallons of hot water.
6. Wash dog by wetting fur, then massage soap in for good lather, rinse thoroughly.
7. A dash in bowl of water to remove residue from Fruit & Veggies. Rinse clean.
8. All-Purpose Cleaner: add ¼ cup of soap to quart of water in spray bottle.
9. One tbsp. in quart of water to spray plants for bugs. Dash of cayenne optional.
10. Shave face-underarms-legs: lather up 5-10 drops in wet hands, apply.
MADE IN U.S.A.

100% BIODEGRADABLE!

Join the conversation! 4 Comments

  1. I’ve seen this soap at market of choice here in the Pacific Northwest. Sounds like it’s been a good experience for you. TMI on the label! What a trip!

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  2. Small small world…
    I have a bottle of 18 in 1 Hemp Lavender AND a bottle of 18 in 1 Hemp Tea Tree, both Dr Bronner’s Magic soaps, under my sink.
    I buy this stuff from the hfs bear here.

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